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zeldathemes

im watching kitchen nightmares and they keep saying “because word has spread that Chef Ramsay is going to be at [restaurant] tonight it is packed”

like

if a restaurant nearby was supposedly gonna have Chef Ramsay i would be side eyeing the shit out of that because if he is there chances are that the restaurant is a shitty hole-in-the-wall with fuck as hell bad food that is possibly dangerous to your health like 

why would u go to a shit restaurant and risk your health for the possibility of meeting an angry british chef

  #food///    #kitchen nightmares  
Re: replacing vowels in your url with ub, yours made me picture a motorcycle or big truck revving their engine (can motorcycles even rev their engines? I just don't know) ZUBMBUBMBUBZUBMBUBMBUBZUBMUBUBZUBMUBUBUBMBUB <-Totally engine noises


motorcycles can most definitely rev their engines and i can confirm that that is exactly what they sound like

  #replies    #geekethefreak    #fun fact my mum is a biker chick    #this is how i know  

zambamboz:

One of the greatest things about steven universe is the fact that even though they have every reason to focus on the great characters that are the crystal gems they don’t and actually give the supporting characters great back stories instead of just being there to say “hey I saw that thing you’re looking for over there how convenient”

tho

Onion is still a mystery.

apparently i have yet to see the episode “onion trade” and now i feel like im missing out

  #Steven universe  

One of the greatest things about steven universe is the fact that even though they have every reason to focus on the great characters that are the crystal gems they don’t and actually give the supporting characters great back stories instead of just being there to say “hey I saw that thing you’re looking for over there how convenient”

tho

Onion is still a mystery.

  #Steven universe  

glossoblogia:

i can’t stand it when people complain about how expensive printer ink is, like it’s “”capitalism’s fault”“. do you have any idea how hard it is to milk those squids

Your Fave Is Problematic: Timmy Turner

lucyliunareclipse:

  • STOLE FROM HIS MOM’S PURSEimage
  #omg  

nerdymouse:

Yet they claim that the queer community is overly sexual and puts our sex lives out there. Straight people are weird. 

  #this is disgusting    #baby//  
  #SWEET BABIES    #pitties    #dog    #dogs    #cheer up tag  
  #SWEET BABIES    #pitties    #dog    #dogs    #cheer up tag