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cobrall:

how do other white people manage to feel so persecuted on tumblr that they need to make a fucking half-assed photoset about it on the daily like the worst i’ve ever seen is ‘why can’t white people handle spicy food’ and i just read it like ‘yeah. yeah you’re right. i’m white and i buy mild salsa. you got me’ 

  #I don't even let anything with the label hot get near my mouth    #and forget about me ever trying siracha  

cirqueduinsanity replied to your post: YOU NERD. I WANT IT TO RAIN HERE.

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

  #insert pic of dog laughing with cone of shame here    #replies    #cirqueduinsanity  
F


I guess tumblr ate this ask (sorry about that! !!)
Thing I like that starts with the letter F:
Fried Okra

  #awwww yeaaaa    #replies    #wifightclub    #food///  

Also to the anon who asked about the Twilight Zone episodes I will answer that tomorrow because I am on my phone now and I want to answer that with a list and make it look pretty. uwu

chubbyorcqueen replied to your post: HAHAHAHa you can do it. you acknowledge my alien fetish on an almost daily basis but you cant even talk about ur own. iggy.

THAT’S BECAUSE I’M SUCH A PRUDE AND GET EMBARRASSED SUPER EASY UGH

  #crappy quality because on my phone    #replies    #chubbyorcqueen  
do you have any fetishes for non-sexual objects or body parts

Anonymous

Ohhh god ok you know I’m actually gonna answer this.
I am 20.
I am a grown ass adult and can let this shit be known.
Ok
So like
I’m really fond of thick rimmed glasses (woah big whoop), really strong jaws and big noses(pretty vanilla there dude), lab coats (fucking nerd), and uhh.. ear nibbles.. ////;;

ALSO GUYS SPEAKING FRENCH WITH REALLY GOOD ACCENTS AND DEEP VOICES

  #I AM SO EMBARRASSED    #that emoticons is me covERING MY FACE IN EMBARRASSMENT    #SUPER PERSONAL AUG    #replies    #anon    #HON HON HON HON HON  

MOTHER FUCKING THUNDER STORM HELL YEAAAAAAAAAAAH

  #GUESS WHOS GONNA SLEEP LIKE A LOG TONIGHT  

prince-of-pastries:

tmi tuesday???????

  • tmi asks
  • top 5’s
  • rate kinks
  • reverse tmi
  • ?? ?

image

  #tumblr games    #gif    #gif warning    #pls  

formosusiniquis:

Captain America was so unrealistic. You honestly expect me to believe they put the flash drive in the right direction on the first try every time.

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

  #ohhh my god    #nsfw text    #food///