purple skeleton going the extra mile.


purple skeleton going the extra mile.

  #achieve to become the purple skeleton    #skeletons///  





can somebody in portland please help me get to a hospital? my phone is dead and i can’t find my charger and i really need help right now

i will literally do anything

nobody is messaging me on here or facebook and im really scared and really dehydrated and i cant keep water down and i feel really alone right now and i cant handle this what am i supposed to do

someone please help fin! this is really scary and I want them to be okay and live

  #signal boost    #they still need help    #portland    #portland oregon    #oregon  

it’s 2014 get that fucking slur out of your username you think anyone wants to see that shit

  #literally me    #food///    #knives///    #nsfr/    #q'd  


Metrocon part 1!
I found a lot of great cosplays, including quite a few TF2 ones! 
If you see yourself, please let me know, and I’ll try and tag ya :)

The second TF2 gang is me and my friends!

Starting from left to right: Me ( zambamboz ) , courierjack, (I dont think the dispenser has a tumblr?), thesuitman, and captainoveralls !

  #yaaaay    #tf2    #courierjack    #thesuitman    #captainoveralls    #look its us is cosplay    #metrocon 2014  


"as a trans man i’m basically female myself" please dump yourself in the nearest trash can immediately, sir


that moment when your game freezes and the last few hours of your life flash before your eyes as you think of all the quests you have to redo

mumford sons: i have a beeEEEeard *jangalangalangalnag*

cirqueduinsanity​ and geekethefreak​ tagged me to do this and I’m a sucker for these things so lets get to it!

  • Rule 1: Always post the rules
  • Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked & then write 11 new ones
  • Rule 3: Tag new people & let them know you’ve tagged them
  • Rule 4: Smile

Cirque’s questions:

  • If you could be any fantasy creature (dragon, mermaid, vampire, werewolf, and so on), what would you want to be and why?

ohhhhh jeeze this is the hardest question you could ever ask me. It would definitely have to be a tie between a werewolf and vampire (I have always wanted to be either since I was real little)

  • What is your favorite scary story (or creepypasta/nosleep)?

i lied this is the hardest question you can ask me because i literally don’t know the stories by names or anything and i usually like any one of them that is written well (I might come back to this)

  • What is one thing you cannot stand about your bedroom?

There aren’t enough shelves.

  • If you could pick any fictional place to go to for only 24 hours, where would you pick and why?


  • What is the strangest thing you own that you’re willing to talk about?

I own a black zentai suit for a wtnv cosplay and it looks like fetish wear.
I fear my mum finding by accident and freaking out.

  • Can you describe how your favorite color makes you feel?

Deep Blue: Calm, Teal: Excited/Happy

  • Are there any strange and unusual sounds you enjoy?

The sound of two heavy glasses clacking together. The sound of shallow water sloshing within a metal container.

  • Do you think Megladons could still be alive? Explain.

Why the hell not? The ocean sure is big enough.

  • Do you believe in ghosts?

I don’t want to because they scare the shit out of me but yes I do.

  • Are there any urban legends or creepypastas you think really happened?

I can’t really think of any right now.

  • What is the strangest food you enjoy?

Dried squid.

Geeke’s questions:

  • If you could pick one and only one dinosaur to see living and in the flesh, what dinosaur would you pick?

A stygimoloch mainly because their skulls look like a fuckin dragon skull

  • If you could enchant one common object in your life, what would you pick and what would you enchant it with?

my phone and i would give it a “fast travel” option so that I could visit my friends whenever

  • What is an uncommon animal you would like to have a stuffed animal plushie of?

A Pink Fairy Armadillo.

  • If you were a sphinx, what riddle would you make travelers answer to pass?

"We hurt without moving.
We poison without touching.
We bear the truth and the lies.
We are not to be judged by our size.
What are we?”
spɹoʍ :ɹǝʍsuɐ

  • If you could (physically, mentally, emotionally, and financially could) study one subject for no other reason than because you thoroughly enjoy it, what subject would you pick?

Geography and Travel.

  • Do you have any fears you would consider irrational as in invoking a stronger negative reaction in you than necessary for the situation?

Darkness, Tornado Sirens, engines, and the space underneath cars

  • What is your favorite non-90s cartoon (either before the 90s or after)?

oh man Steven Universe all the way

  • If you could rewrite one plot point from one piece of media you like (a video game, a TV show, a book, etc), what would you pick to change?

The entire Cirque Du Freak movie to actually follow the book (I will never get over that)

  • Are there any unusual smells that you enjoy?

I know this sounds gross but the smell of a skunk from far away.

  • The perfect centerpiece for your dining room table would be…? (this is a totally weak question I’m so sorry)

Like a plate with candles or some shit
maybe something that changes with the seasons

  • If you were a ghost, how would you choose to haunt people?

if I really wanted to fuck with people i would grab their feet while they sleep
if i just wanted to do my thing i would probably just bum stuff off them like play their video games while they arent home or read their shit

My questions:
1. What would be your weapon of choice if you were a hired assassin?
2. Favourite Plant and Least Favourite Plant?
3. During a zombie apocalypse would you constantly move about or make a safe haven for yourself? And would you be a “lone wolf” or prefer traveling with a fellow survivor?
4. What is a cryptid creature that resides in your state? Do you think it might be real?
5. An animal you wish you could have as a pet.
6. If you were a super hero what power would you have? Why?
7. If there were no consequences what would be the most dangerous thing you would do?
8. What video game would you buy in a heartbeat if it was available as a virtual reality (like you’re able to be put completely into the game itself)?
9. Do you want tattoos? If so, what of? If not, what’s your favourite ice cream flavour?
10. Imagine that you’re an inventor. You’re able to create anything your heart desires with ease! What would you create?
11. If you could make a holiday, what would it be and when?

I tag cirqueduinsanity and geekethefreak (because they tagged me) and whoever else wants to do this!

  #tumblr games    #long post///    #cirqueduinsanity    #geekethefreak    #food///  




i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

  1. i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 
  2. most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 
  3. im not a pissbaby

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

  #im white tag//